Courtney's MASH

     Courtney was a very sexually active young dame. Really, her habit was unstoppable. But she was very creative (in the bedroom) and turned her habit into a profession. She became a professional prostitute and soon caught the eye of world leader Hitler. He was visiting Moore, OK after taking over USA in 2005. They had a honeymoon before any wedding took place...if you catch my drift. They liked to dress up as Xmen adn "play" - she was always Mystiquw so that she could change outfits to suit his ever changing needs. She drove a Mustang to work- Hitler was generous - but she had to keep a sock puppet by her bedside to lull Hitler to sleep at night.

M A S H

Husband                                                                         Comic Con Costume             
Jeff                                                                                 awesome
Abe Lincoln                                                                   sheer/lacy
Jerry O'Connell                                                              none
Hitler                                                                             steampunk corset

Job                                                                                  Pet                                          
Film critic                                                                      cougar
makeup tester                                                                mustang
juggler                                                                           100 cats
prostitute                                                                       sock puppet


Vehicle                                                                           Kids                                         
mustang                                                                         2
dinosaur                                                                         7
delorian                                                                         3
bike                                                                               1/3


Honeymoon                                                                   Unstoppable Habit                    
Italy                                                                               popping knuckles
Moon                                                                             sex fiend
Atlantis                                                                          bitchy dominatrix
Moore, OK                                                                    gum chewer