Chad's MASH

     Chad was a lucky young buck who was born into a family of poor unicorn hunters. His single roller skate allowed him to hunt a single horned creature. He visited his friend Courtney in Moore, OK to find out that the Eiffel Tower was a beautiful princess trapped in a metal tower. If he only collected enough unicorn horns, he could set her free. So he set out on his guest with a pet trible to aid him. He collected 21 horns and went to the back of a Parisian restaurant - putting the horns and himself into a trash compactor overlooking the tower. He said the magic works Courtney had told him - "none of that wooOOoooO stuff here - sexy mojo monkey brains- pow!" She was so beautiful, and naked, that they immediately consummate their love right then and there in the trash compactor.

The End.

M A S H

Wife                                                                              Location of Living                  
Lady Gaga                                                                    Titan
LSP                                                                               Sewer
Eiffel Tower                                                                  Moore, OK
Wonder Woman                                                            Behind Dumpster

Job                                                                                 Pet                                           
Engineer                                                                        trible
unicorn hunter                                                               headless doll
unemployed                                                                   parrot
gigolo                                                                             log


Vehicle                                                                           Kids                                         
enterprise                                                                       45
dumptruck                                                                      3 1/2
segway                                                                           0
single roller skate                                                           2


Unstoppable Addiction                                                 Honeymoon                                         
awesomeness                                                                 Alaska
porn                                                                                toxic waste

smelling other's feet                                                       trash compactor
speaking with Golum voice                                           Disney