How I came to miss something that wasn't there -
Less style, more I don't care.
Either way, it's always all about hair:
A cause most people truly share.
While many pretend not to care
(Or bitch and moan it isn't fair)
How stubble grew, when and where -
Even sometimes when they are bare!
So many names for how to wear:
Long and tousled, flowing like a Mare
Short and spiky, with much Flair.
But when tossed, is lighter than air;
Valley girl anger after scathing stare.
Oiled glistening locks that pair
Nicely with bronzed chest hair,
Still nuzzled softly, like a bear:
Even men get in on its wear,
Long or shorn, gone after a dare.
Either way, it's always all about hair:
A cause most people truly share.
