Pumpkin Pies

Call me pumpkin pies /
'cause I see tha truth in yo eyez /
You in love with my thunda thighs.

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Oh my little yellow squash /
Pet names are all complete hogwash /
It doesn't matter what you say /
so much as being said in a loving way:

I could call you kitten pops /
Or Pimp-Daddy On-the-Rocks /
It doesn't really matter what /
only that we both agree /
so that it's both of us in harmony /

So if you are plain bored /
by the cuteness of gourds /
I will just have to change my words /
until I find a line we can both afford.