Oh Kreuger,
You are my little crazy crab,
Swimming all day back and forth,
And all around the little tank,
You go.
Girl or boy, we do not know, Hermaphrodite:
You are a gender ambiguous crab to me,
And may you stay,
For you have no playmates.
I took your tea bag away,
Your resting (spot) in the darkness,
Once I turned out the fluorescent lights,
You were left with only the bag.
Until the thermometer came into your life.
And oh how you love it,
You caress that thermometer like your mom (eter)
And you wish to make sweet love to it,
And you wish to give your babies over to it.
Hopefully, you will not eat them, when they hatch,
Because I forgot to give sand to you,
And I am unregular in my feedings for you.
Sorry little guy/girl,
I love you.